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THE ORIGINAL MALICIOUS CANDLES!
 Our bestselling candles are hand-poured in Snohomish, WA, and feature the realest, funniest, most unapologetic messages.
P.S. We also take custom orders!
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Mom... You Were Always Right.
$22.00
Sports Mom
$22.00
Trauma Dump
$22.00
Doing The F'n Work
$22.00
Well, Well, Well... If These Aren't The Consequences Of My Own Executive Disfunction.
$22.00
You Can Be Pro-Life, But Not 'Pro'Noun?
$22.00
Men Always Find The Audacity!
$22.00
No Extra Credit - Do The Regular Credit!
$22.00
ADHD Hyperfocus Club
$22.00
The Job Whispered: “You Cannot Withstand The Shit Show”
$22.00
Proud Gen X
$22.00
I Do Crew
$22.00
She Believed She Could... But She Has ADHD, So, Instead She Is Organizing Her Pencils... But First, She Needs To Find The Pencil Sharpener And Now... The Entire Junk Drawer Is On The Kitchen Floor.
$22.00
Yarn Stash
$22.00
I'm Silently Comparing You To My Book Boyfriends
$22.00
Please Excuse The Mess (Just Kick A Path, Don't Make It Weird)
$22.00
I’m A F’n Professional!
$22.00
None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well
$22.00
I'm Ducking Sick Of This Shot!
$22.00
Live. Laugh. Love.
$22.00
Proud Parent Of A Dramatic Cat
$22.00
Fuck Your Generational Curse!
$22.00
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
$22.00
Wait...She Said What? And Then What Did You Say? Nods Head Yup, She IS Insane!"
$22.00
I Promise To Throat Punch The Next Bitch That Says You Can Have Some Of Her Boobs.
$22.00
Goodnight. Sleep Tight. Don’t Let The Patriarchy Steal Your Reproductive Rights
$22.00
It’s Already Been A Day
$22.00
When Life Gives You Lemons, I Promise I Won't Tell You A Story About A Friend That Died From Lemons.
$22.00
You Know What You SHOULD Do?
$22.00
Malicious Women Candle CO.- Soy Candles in Snohomish-Cats Over People
Cats > People - Malicious Misfits Collection
$22.00
Mom...I Missed The Bus.
$22.00
In Addition To Fucks, I’m Also Out Of Money & Pants That Fit Me
$22.00
Because Men Like Candles Too
$22.00
Church of Fuckery
$22.00
Malicious Women Candle CO.- You Can Cross Dying Young Off Your List of Things To Worry About Non Toxic Candle in Snohomisj
Dying Young Birthday Candle- Malicious Misfits Collection
$22.00
Malicious Women Candle CO.- Best Scented Candles in Snohomish-WITCH Malicious Women Candle CO.- WITCH Best Scented Candles in Snohomish
W.I.T.C.H. - Malicious Misfits Collection
$22.00
Yoga Pants, Messy Bun, Gangsta Rap, Venti Coffee
$22.00
Make Them Planties Wet
$22.00
Malicious Women Candle CO.- Soy Candles- I'll Just Figure It Out Myself
I'll Just Figure It Out Myself - Malicious Misfit Collection
$22.00
Beards, Ink, & Muscle
$22.00
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