Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies"

Our candles are more intense than your 15 year old daughters eyeroll while she is screaming she hates you! Fun Fact: IF your kids hate you because you won't let them wear shorts that show their lady bits - you're doing it right. Same goes for the boys - no one needs to see that much Hanes!

If you're freaking the fuck out because your SO still doesn't understand the concept of putting their fucking clothes in the hamper- sometimes a good fit is all you need to change behavior. 

• 9 ounce certified organic, 100% soy candle

• No wax blends, additives, or fillers

• Amber apothecary jar - because laughter really is medicine

• Cotton wick with a braided core

• Non-toxic, Bio-Grade (A) essential and fragrance oils

See our FAQ sections for more information on the size and dimensions of our 9oz, 40+hour burn time candles.

All orders are processed + shipped within 1-3 business days and you can expect your order in 2-5 days depending on your location within the United States.

Please allow for additional processing time around major sales or during holidays.

We are unable to make changes once an order is shipped. If you need to make changes prior to shipment, please email [email protected] or fill out our Contact Us form with as many details as possible and we'll try our best to help. Our team is available Monday through Friday only.

Enjoy FREE SHIPPING on all orders over $75 within the contiguous U.S. A $7.99 flat-rate shipping fee is applied to orders under $75, and all orders shipping to AK, HI, and PR.

Once picked up and scanned in by our carrier, transit times range 1-5 business days, depending on shipping method + delivery destination.

You will receive your shipping confirmation email as soon as a label is created for your order, and the tracking status of your shipment may take up to 48 hours once a label has been created. 

Once shipped, an order's tracking information is outside of our control, and as much as we'd like to be there, final delivery is out of our hands.

We cannot replace missing or stolen packages if ShipShield package protection was not purchased during checkout.

If you’re not 100% satisfied with one of your Malicious Women Candle Co products, we would love to help make that right!

Please contact our Customer Care team at [email protected]within 14 days of receiving your order and we’ll help get the process started.

We require proof of purchase to process your request, even if your item was a gift.

If you're experiencing an issue with a MWCC product, please reach out within 48 hours of receiving your order and include photos with a detailed description in your email so that our team can determine how to best lend a helping hand.

NOTE: Discontinued items, limited edition/mystery release items, or gift cards are final sale and not eligible for returns or exchanges.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in its original packaging. If your return is accepted, we'll send you instructions on how and where to send your package.