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THE ORIGINAL MALICIOUS CANDLES!
 Our bestselling candles are hand-poured in Snohomish, WA, and feature the realest, funniest, most unapologetic messages.
P.S. We also take custom orders!
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Filtering The Fucks
$22.00
Do Epic Shit.
$22.00
She Believed She Could... But Was Really Tired
$22.00
Drink Your Fucking Water!
$22.00
May The Bridges I Burn Light The Way
$22.00
Queen Of Damn Near Everything
$22.00
H.B.I.C. Head Bitch In Charge
$22.00
We Don't Lick People.
$22.00
Mother F'n Homeowners "
$22.00
Not Today, Mansplainer
$22.00
Warr;or -
$22.00
In Loving Memory Of The One Who Left Paw Prints On My Heart
$22.00
Group Text Shit Talking
$22.00
Freshly Signed Divorce Papers
$22.00
High AF
$22.00
I'm Good At Engineering Shit
$22.00
Manifest That Shit
$22.00
Garden Hoe
$22.00
We Are Sisters.
$22.00
Magical AF
$22.00
Engaged AF
$22.00
Your, Literally My Favorite Grammar Nerd
$22.00
Malicious Women Candle CO. Best Scented Candles-Christmas Movie Watching Candle Malicious Women Candle CO. Best Scented Candles-Christmas Movie Watching Candle
Christmas Movie Watching Candle - Infused With: "A Corporate Career Woman & An Underemployed Hot Guy"
$22.00
Trust The Universe
$22.00
Thanks For Raising Me Mom, I'm Awesome
$22.00
I Burn Sage, Cannabis & Bridges
$22.00
I Love My Job.
$22.00
The Anger Of Having To Fight For Human Rights While Also Taking Care Of Literally Every Fucking Thing On This Planet.
$22.00
Married AF!
$22.00
I Craft So I Don't Kill People!
$22.00
Malicious Women Candle CO. Best Scented Candles-Sleigh All Day Sleigh All Day - Infused With: "Gangsta Wrapping Skills" Scent: Candle 2021 Malicious Women Candle Co
Sleigh All Day - Infused With: "Gangsta Wrapping Skills"
$22.00
Nonstop Dad Jokes? More Like... Nonstop Rad Jokes!
$22.00
Please Leave By 9:00
$22.00
I'm a MotherF'n Pisces (Feb 19-Mar 20) The Zodiac Bitch
$22.00
Moist
$22.00
Good Game, Good Game, F*ck You, Good Game
$22.00
It's All About You, Isn't It? You Selfish Bitch!
$22.00
I'm a MotherF'n Aries (Mar 21 -Apr 19) The Zodiac Bitch
$22.00
I'm a MotherF'n Aquarius (Jan 20- Feb 18) The Zodiac Bitch
$22.00
Crazy Cat Lady
$22.00
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