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THE ORIGINAL MALICIOUS CANDLES!
 Our bestselling candles are hand-poured in Snohomish, WA, and feature the realest, funniest, most unapologetic messages.
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I'm a MotherF'n Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22) The Zodiac Bitch
$22.00
I'm a MotherF'n Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) The Zodiac Bitch
$22.00
They Whine, I Wine.
$22.00
I'm a MotherF'n Gemini (May 21 - June 20) The Zodiac Bitch
$22.00
Kitchen Witch
$22.00
I'm a MotherF'n Taurus (Apr 20-May 20) The Zodiac Bitch
$22.00
Thank You.."
$22.00
I Only Raise Ballers
$22.00
Finally Retired!
$22.00
Trial & Error
$22.00
Malicious Women Candle CO. Best Scented Candles-Merry F'n Stressmas Malicious Women Candle CO. Best Scented Candles-Merry F'n Stressmas
Merry F'n Stressmas - Infused With "Unrealistic Expectations"
$22.00
I'm a MotherF'n Cancer (Jun 21-Jul 22) The Zodiac Bitch
$22.00
I'm a MotherF'n Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) The Zodiac Bitch
$22.00
DD-214
$22.00
Fuck This Shit! You're Strong Enough, You Have Plenty Of Character
$22.00
You're An Awesome Neighbor! Keep That Shit Up!
$22.00
Stop Doing Shit You Hate
$22.00
I'm a MotherF'n Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21) The Zodiac Bitch
$22.00
A Candle For Karen
$22.00
Yes, You Can Have Other Friends
$22.00
I Miss Your Face!
$22.00
You're The Mom Everyone Wishes They Had
$22.00
I'd Give My Last Fuck For You!
$22.00
Forest Witch
$22.00
I Wet My Plants
$22.00
Malicious Women Candle CO. Best Scented Candles-Drinking Around The Christmas Tree Malicious Women Candle CO. Best Scented Candles- Drinkin Around The Christmas Tree
Drinkin' Around The Christmas Tree - Infused With "All My Jingle Ladies"
$22.00
Fuck Around & Find Out!
$22.00
Raising Hell & Babies
$22.00
Dad... Thanks For Putting Up With My Sh*t
$22.00
I'm a MotherF'n Sagittarius ( Nov 22 - Dec 21 )The Zodiac Bitch
$22.00
Malicious Women Candle CO. Best Scented Candles-Holiday Family Gatherings Malicious Women Candle CO. Best Scented Candles-Holiday Family Gatherings
Holiday Family Gatherings - Infused With: "Competitiveness & Awkward Political Conversations"
$22.00
I've Had Crunchwraps More Supreme Than This Court
$22.00
Malicious Women Candle CO. Best Scented Candles-Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Bitch! Malicious Women Candle CO. Best Scented Candles-Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Bitch!
Merry Christmas Ya' Filthy Bitch! - Infused With: "Bad Decisions & Good Memories"
$22.00
Warrior Woman One Day You'll Be Stronger Than All That You Beat.
$22.00
It'll Just Be Me & My Social Anxiety
$22.00
Wash Your Fucking Hands
$22.00
Malicious Women Candle CO. Best Scented Candles-Happy Alcoholidays Malicious Women Candle CO. Best Scented Candles-Happy Alcoholidays
Happy Alcoholidays Infused With - 'Inadequacy & Guilt"
$22.00
I'm a MotherF'n Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) The Zodiac Bitch
$22.00
I'm Sorry My Kid Is The Reason You Drink
$22.00
I Promise to Never Refer To Your Cancer As A MotherF'n Journey
$22.00
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